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50 Best Monday Motivation Quotes Collection

50 Best Monday Motivation Quotes Collection

Monday Motivation Quotes

50+ Monday Motivation Quotes Collection

  • “I have finally realized that Mondays last 50% longer than any other day of the week.”
  • Weapons loaded, body bags ready, coffee brewing, bring it on Monday, I’m ready.
  • Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday is so darn close to Monday!
  • I am convince God only create six days and the devil adds Monday.
  • If days were people, Monday would be the one person I’d punch in the face!

Attitude Quotes And Status

  • Monday is the evil way of saying the weekend is over.
  • If i were president, all Monday’s would be changed to National Holiday.
  • Definitely Monday isn’t a good day for kids but for parents it’s a dream come true!
  • Yes Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
  • Ya Monday is the root of all evil.
  • “I have finally realized that Monday last 50% longer than any other day of the week.”
  • “Just once in my life, L would love to wake up and turn on the television to find that Monday has been canceled and it’s time to go back to sleep.”
  • “Monday is a lot like a math problem. Add in the irritation, multiply the problems, subtract the sleep and divide the happiness.”
  • “God created Mondays to punish us for all of the things we did over the weekend.”
  • One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

Motivational Inspirational Quotes

  • Yes I feel that Mondays are God’s way of punishing me for something I did over the weekend!
  • Oh I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.
  • Always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday.
  • “The single worst part of Mondays is hearing you make complains about Mondays.”
  • “Dear Mondays, I think you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
  • “Monday is the best day to start correcting all of last week’s mistakes.”
  • “It may be Monday, but that’s oky. Just be grateful for today. “
  • “Mondays – the start of the work week. They offer new beginnings 52 times each year.”
  • “Hey Monday – i have a question for you: why are you always back here so quickly? Don’t you have any hobbies?”
  • “Why is that Mondays are so far from Fridays, but Fridays are so close to Monday.”
  • “Someone should enact a holiday that honors all people who turn up for work on Mondays.”
  • “I really wish that Mondays were as fast as Usain Bolt.”

Love Quotes And Status

  • “I’d rather join the Hunger Games than enter the office on Mondays.”
  • “They say that every day is a gift. If that’s true. I want to know where I can return Mondays.”
  • “I haven’t had a Monday this bad since last Monday.”
  • “Mondays should be illegal. “
  • “It’s a new day and a new week. Start the day off fresh and strive to accomplish your best.”
  • “And in the blink of an eye, it’s Monday again.”
  • “Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
  • “Whether you like it or not, Monday is here. You better just suck it up and force a smile.”
  • “Ah Monday. So, we meet again. I see that my team of blue ninjas failed to finally take you out.”
  • “I have decided to file a police report against Monday. She won’t stop stalking me.”
  • “Mondays suck even more then a vacuum cleaner.”
  • “When the day his your eye like a giant cow pie, that’s Monday.”
  • “Dran it! Monday found me again. I have to find a better hiding place next time.”
  • “Hello an welcome to Monday. Do you take sugar, cream or Valium in your morning coffee.”
  • “This week has been so long already, and it’s only Monday.”
  • “I’m in so much pain. Has anyone else been hit by the Monday shovel?”
  • “I smell the stench of Monday again _ and boy dose it reek!”
  • “I’m so not ready for another Monday. Can I please have another Sunday?”
  • “Take long and seep breaths. Mondays will only last for 24 hours.”
  • “Hey, look at the bright side: Mondays will only happen once per week.”
  • “Sorry guys. I;m just suffering from Pre-Monday Syndrome.”
  • “What’s the best part about Monday? the ending.”
  • “Oky Monday – if you’re nice , I’ll be nice to you.”

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